An  Unhappy Surfer

Uploaded 20th August 2010




JANE: I have some news
ADAM: (Smugly)   I think I know what it is
JANE: I'm going to have a baby
ADAM:(Boastfully)  I knew we were
JANE: I never said 'we'
ADAM:(Confused)  ER ?
JANE: Sorry, I know it's  not what you want to hear
ADAM: Pardon?
JANE: There's no easy way to say this : it's not yours.
ADAM:(Shouting) WHAT ?
JANE: It's not your baby, you've been spending a lot of time bonding with your BT Broadband Buddies, well, I've been doing some bonding too.
ADAM: But who ?
JANE: Well. while you've been not here, I've been spending time with Spike.
ADAM: Spike ?!!
JANE: Yes, he has Real Fast Broadband, real Fibre Optic.
ADAM: But so do I
JANE: No, you haven't, Spike has real High Speed Broadband, from Virgin.
 It's cabled  into the flat, yours is only fibre to the cabinet outside, then it gets delivered down the old copper pair. It'll never be as fast as Spikes.
It's all a big con. That's why BT's adverts have been banned by the ASA.
BT Broadband Advertisement Banned by ASA
ADAM: I think I should go now.
JANE: Maybe you should, you can't complain, you've made hundreds of thousands of pounds from acting in dodgy adverts.
ADAM: Well you did too.
JANE: but not as much as you, that's why I have been working at BT's call centre in Cumbria. and now we've all been fired because BT want to put all their call centres in India.
ADAM: I'll get my coat.

                                          

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